Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Bad News - Masturbike

Bad News - Masturbike

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Alex Chilton RIP

"Don't like to see your face
Don't want to hear you talk at all
I could be with Ann
But I'd just get bored
Can't even bring myself to call."
-Life Is White

Monday, February 1, 2010

Picks

TV:
Mad Men

Books:
Catch-22

Movies:
Moon

Friday, January 29, 2010

Happy Birthday, Anton Chekhov!

Anton Chekhov, the Russian writer and physician, was born today in the year 1860.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Picks

TV:
Sons of Anarchy
Breaking Bad

Movies:
Up
9
Fanboys
Killshot

Books:
Preacher
Juliet, Naked

Quote:
"No, Paul."
-John Lennon

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Last post of 2009?

There goes 2009.
Break its spine!
Break its spine!

Here comes 2010.
Bring it in!
Bring it in!

The old year's almost done.
The new year's nearly begun.

Happy New Year to everyone!

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Halloween Night

Goblins and ghosts
Halloween toasts
Children dressed up for scares

Spirits that float
No head over coat
Foolhardy boys taking dares

Tricks and/or treats
Dastardly feats
House to house with candy in tow

Don't stay out late
Don't try to tempt fate
Or the Gashlycrumb Tinies may show

Halloween night
If it's done right
Will come off without a care

Count the kids right
At the end of the night
To ensure that they are all there

If you come up short
Then make a report
For all the good it won't do

Call out the hounds
But they'll never be found
For the monsters all want treats, too

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

I've had enough!

The past tense of the verb "lead" is "led" not "lead".

Let's never speak of this again.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Band Names

The Ubiquitous Headband
Not a Jackleg To Stand On
Ben Gibbard's Holy War
The Flaming Elevators
Hotly Flying Ferns of Death

Feel free to use these, just thank me in the liner notes to your albums and at every show you play.